It takes all my will power to not say..."Paddy, get out of the garden, don't eat dirt and stop playing with the dog's water"
I have to remember that he really is a boy and there will be a lot worse than this to come.
He has already sucked on his pooey wipes, eaten dried horse poo, and sucked on the ground in numerous places.
It's time to learn how to chill out now.
Love him xoxo